Describe the squish theory.

1. The Squish Theory states that all living things are composed of squishies; squishies are the basic functional unit of squishyness; squishies arise only from pre-existing squishies; and squishies carry their genetic squishyness in the form of PEACHES (Psychedelically Electrified Acoustic Compounds Having Eternal Sweetness).

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Sometimes squishyness comes to those who are not ready and not of the fruit variety.DON'T FREAK OUT.Use the power of your nutlet to remain calm and accept the squishyness upon you.Peace with peaches. SP

Please remember throughout your travels that Squishy will always be with you. Peace with all Peaches. SP